5318008 (read me upside-down)

Remember in elementary school, when you and your friends figured out how to type "BOOBIES" on the calculator?  Because I do.  I remember my friend passing me their calculator to show me the number 5,318,008, and then telling me to flip it over.  Ah, the laughs we had.  I remember finding humor in breasts, because they … Continue reading 5318008 (read me upside-down)

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On Vacuums (the appliance, not the space devoid of matter)

Yesterday, as I crawled around on the floor of my new bedroom removing the tiny paper scraps (left by the previous tenant), I experienced a pivotal moment in my coming of age.  In that instant, I wanted nothing more than to purchase a shiny, new vacuum.  Not one of those Dirt Devils that simply toy with the idea … Continue reading On Vacuums (the appliance, not the space devoid of matter)